Old Woman on the bus

An old woman gets on a crowded bus and no one gives her a seat.

As the bus shakes and rattles, the old woman’s cane slips on the floor and she falls down.

As she gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to her and says,

“If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn’t slip.”

The old woman snaps back,

“Well, if your mommy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!”

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