An old woman gets on a crowded bus and no one gives her a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old woman’s cane slips on the floor and she falls down.
As she gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to her and says,
“If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn’t slip.”
The old woman snaps back,
“Well, if your mommy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!”