Man: A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.Doctor: The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you.”Man: “IContinue Reading

A dictionary definition of ‘SİNGLE’ is;  A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.” Wife: honey… say prayer before eating at home. Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook!!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be theContinue Reading

A married couple went out to a nice restaurant to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. While driving home the wife saw a tear coming from her husband’s eye. “Are you happy that we have spent 50 splendid years together?” she said. He said, “No. I was just thinking about ourContinue Reading

A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, “Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel”. . The manager responded, “Sir that’s a personal matter. . Husband: “The window won’t open! That’s a maintenanceContinue Reading

A Duck tries to walk into a bar A duck tries to walk into a bar, but he is stopped by the bouncer. “One dollar cover,” says the bouncer. The duck has a bill, so he waddles right in. Five minutes later, a turtle tries to walk into the bar.Continue Reading

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, IContinue Reading