Joke Kiss

Joke Kiss & Some Loving Words Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him.One day, one of Louise’s friends suggests that she try a different tack.“Welcome him home with a kiss and some loving words,”she says. “He might change his ways.”That night, HarryContinue Reading

A Funny Joke

A Funny Joke A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice” A Funny Joke

teacher jokes

Teacher jokes Teacher: Why are you late today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said; ‘School ahead, Go Slow ! ‘ Joke Why are you late today Teacher jokes

Joke Make up Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery. Joke Make up

Joke Policeman

Joke Policeman A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman because they’re only going 25 mph, stopping the mid-day traffic. The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.“Well that’s the speed limit, isn’t it! There was a sign sayingContinue Reading

Joke: Our Frankie Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, “He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?” “No,” replies the wife, “he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie.” Joke: Our Frankie

Joke Weighing machine A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. “That won’t help you, Joe, you know?” “Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

Joke Two Donkey Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?– The other shakes his head: “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”

Mystery of coming work on time One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?” Bill replies: “Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”