Sticky

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our roosters dead and his legs areContinue Reading

JOKE – WRONG HOLE A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night before the tournament,Continue Reading

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Chad said; I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word. ” ”Woww ! said Sherm; ” how did you manage that?” ”It’s easy,” replied Chad. ”MyContinue Reading

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.After, he man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest oneContinue Reading

Funny Joke Twelve Again A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off. He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied,Still looking in theContinue Reading

Funny joke special ring

Funny joke special ring.. A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out aContinue Reading

Funny bear jokes

Funny bear jokes Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don’t like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes forContinue Reading

Joke Fishing Camp

Joke Fishing Camp Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week whenContinue Reading

glue

Funny Joke Glue Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me! Funny Joke Glue