My mom only had one eye. I hated her… she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell… anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment. There was this one day during elementaryContinue Reading

A mother and a baby camel were lying around under a tree. Then the baby camel asked, ?Why do camels have humps?? The mother camel considered this and said, ?We are desert animals so we have the humps to store water so we can survive with very little water.? TheContinue Reading

My dad told me never to go to a cheap, sleazy, dirty, raunchy strip club, because you’ll see something you really shouldn’t.So I went. And I saw my dad. 😛

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind meContinue Reading